Last week, we brought you the delightfully tasteful ‘Throne Up’ sickbags for those overcome by the big day. This week we have Kate And William – A Very Public Love Story, a 56pp full-colour comic book-style retelling of the royal romance published by Markosia Enterprises.
According to the publisher, it recounts the tale of a girl from a well-to-do background who happens to fall in love with her best friend while at university.
"He also happens to be the heir to the throne! And, as he gave her the attention of the world’s media, she gave him the one thing he never expected – a normal life," it adds, prompting us to reach for last week’s Throne Up bag.
Available from April, and due to go to press next week at Enfield-based The Magazine Printing Company, it’s sure to be a big seller, but in the meantime point your browsers here for The Telegraph’s compilation of the latest Kate ‘n’ Wills tat.
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