Why did you get into printing?
I saw a gap in the market locally
Who would play you in a movie about your life?
My wife thinks that Alec Baldwin would be perfect, but I think it's more likely to be Ricky Gervais
What is your dream bit of kit?
Lamborghini Murciélago
Who or what do you hate the most?
I can't stand people who don't take opportunities they are given and blame everyone else for their misfortunes
What is your greatest luxury in life?
My cars
What is the strangest job you've ever done?
At Key2, we made the world's largest bird feeder, which stood over 3m in height and was recognised by Guinness World Records
Who would you like to be stuck on a desert island with?
My wife of 18 years... and maybe Elle MacPherson (if my wife would let me!)
What is your greatest ambition?
To travel the world and see everything, taking as much time as I want
Which celebrity would you like to get out of here? Why?
Gordon Brown. Need I say more?
Most embarrassing moment?
Breaking down, right on a roundabout, in a TVR
What's your worst fashion disaster?
I'd say I haven't had one, but my daughter would probably beg to differ
What is the worst kind of print?
The carbon footprint
Q&A: Mike Keating
Mike Keating is the managing director of Key2 Group and has been in the industry for 25 years. He co-directs the company with his wife Lesley. He claims never to have had a fashion disaster, which suggests a man in denial, an accusation he would perhaps level at the celebrity he most wishes would get out of here.