Colour Graphic Arts' John Scardella walks away with the prize after his Brazilian Beavers side earned a majestic 327 points.

So congratulations to Scardella, who is officially as good as Roberto Di Matteo, the West Brom manager who was September's Premier League manager of the month.

Away from fantasy football, Merseyside giants Liverpool and Everton are taking that famous scouse sense of humour to a new level by competing to be the league's biggest laughing stock.

While Everton's attempt at the title is restrained to the football pitch, Liverpool appear to have the edge at the moment, not only losing at home to Blackpool on the pitch but having its owners scratch the eyes of fellow board members off of it. The two meet on Sunday in a custard pie throwing contest, maybe.

At the top of the table Chelsea appear to have started like a house on fire, while Manchester United remain unbeaten. Manchester City, having spent more money than Bill Gates has earned on players, are threatening to depose one of the top two, but let's face it, come May we all know who the top two will be.