He’s a ‘mad’ Nottingham Forest fan and is therefore facing yet another season of Championship football. Having seen his answer to ‘Who or what makes you laugh?’ we’re thinking of asking his colleague Jonathan to do a follow-up Q&A.
What is your nickname?
I’ve got a few to be honest: Ad, Killer, Mini-me, Short A**e, Small Boy, ‘Drarf’ (yes that is spelt right, the bloke who calls me this just can’t say it properly) – take your pick
Why did you get into printing?
I sort of fell into it
What would be your dream job?
David Attenborough’s top photographer
Who would play you in a movie about your life?
Probably Verne Troyer – closest you would get to a body double
What is your dream bit of kit?
Porsche 911 Turbo
What would you most like to print?
Anything that is profitable
What is your favourite TV show?
Celebrity Juice
Who or what do you hate the most?
Printers that take work on at ridiculously cut-throat prices. Busy fools
What is your favourite saying?
‘Ayup m’duck’
What is your greatest luxury in life?
Daylight. If you worked in our office you would know what that meant…
What is the strangest job you’ve ever done?
If I am honest, this one pushes the boundaries at times…
Who would you like to be stuck on a desert island with?
Head says: Bear Grylls. Heart says: My kids. I couldn’t cope without seeing their faces
What’s your greatest fear?
After seeing family members go through it - cancer
Who or what makes you laugh?
Jonathan Mitchell – finishing and transport manager at Print 4. He is just so funny to look at. His eyebrows have a mind of their own, and he likes to ‘gurn’ in production meetings. He loves the banter though - some of the stick he takes is off the scale…I’m sure the bloke has got Teflon shoulders
Which celebrity would you like to get out of here? Why?
Joey Essex. Someone tell me what he actually does?
Where would you like to be now?
At Disneyland with my kids
What’s your worst fashion disaster?
Without doubt – wearing dungarees in my teens
Who would be your favourite party guest?
Keith Lemon
What is the worst kind of print?
Non-profitable print
How would you like to be remembered?
Honest, said what he thought – what you see is what you get with me
Life is…?
For living
What was your childhood obsession?
Stuart Pearce
