Overmatter: island life

Overmatter has been informed that quite a few people are apparently glued to the telly at the moment, gripped by the goings-on at a place called Love Island, where one of the industry’s very own (well sort of) can be found cavorting among the bodies beautiful.

Jack Fincham, for it is he, is a sales manager at stationery supplier DMG Office Supplies. 

According to the avalanche of promo coverage surrounding the launch of this year’s show, Jack (“I consider myself really good looking”) clearly has no issues around self-image. And he does indeed have lovely teeth. 

Any single women out there in the printing industry who might fancy their chances with this Adonis when he does eventually emerge from his island idyll should be aware that Jack has very definite ideas about what the perfect woman entails. No nos including “being fake” (an interesting stricture in the context of this particular show), “talking behind people’s backs, or farting. I don’t want a girl farting or burping in front of me.”

We wish Jack every success in his search for lurrrv, and ultimately for a pad with his and hers bathrooms.