What is your nickname?
Porkchop
Why did you get into printing?
By chance and just fell in love with it!
What would be your dream job?
I’d love to be the lead singer in a band
Who would play you in a movie about your life?
Bruce Willis, but with a bit of added weight!
What is your dream bit of kit?
The Mark Andy P4 Series that we currently operate at Etiquette is fantastic and the work we are able to produce with it is really impressive
What is your favourite film?
A toss-up between Field of Dreams and the Lord of the Rings trilogy
What is the worst kind of print?
Anything out of registration! There is just no excuse
Who do you admire most in the industry?
A gentleman named Tony Edwards who taught me everything I know about print in my early days at Etiquette
What is your favourite saying?
‘I could eat that again!’
What is your favourite album?
Seldom Seen Kid by Elbow and One Step Beyond by Madness
What is your favourite book?
I love anything by James Herbert
Cat or dog or…?
I don’t have any pets at the moment, but I used to have a snake
What is your greatest luxury in life?
Being a husband and father to a wonderful wife and two great sons
What is the strangest job you’ve had?
I once had a job developing X-Ray images and saw many strange things. People will do all sorts to their bodies!
Who would you like to be stuck on a desert island with?
Apart from my family, I’d pick Suggs from Madness and Holly Willoughby
What is your greatest ambition?
To see my two boys succeed and be happy in life
Who or what makes you laugh?
My colleagues in work and Keith Lemon
Where would you like to be right now?
On a Caribbean beach with my wife
Which superpower would you like to have?
The ability to be invisible and teleport wherever I wanted
Who would be your favourite party guests?
Elvis, Muhammad Ali, Suggs, Holly Willoughby and Keith Lemon
Where would you go if you could time travel?
I’d go back and see Elvis perform his live sessions
What was your childhood obsession?
I wanted to play football for Everton
What advice would you give your teenage self?
Follow your dreams and stick to them no matter what. Always try your best
How would you like to be remembered?
As someone that got on with everyone and tried to be a decent bloke
Life is...?
Great when you’ve got a bacon butty!
