What is your nickname?
Probably best to ask the staff
[We tried – they’re not saying!]
What would be your dream job?
Pilot – I used to fly, and to get paid for something that is so enjoyable would be incredible
What is your dream bit of kit?
A 5,000sph inkjet duplex press with sensible consumables costs. Or a McLaren 570
What would you most like to print?
Jobs that are appreciated by the customers
What is your favourite film?
Casino Royale – Daniel Craig is a great Bond
What is your favourite TV programme?
Elementary
Who do you admire most in the industry?
Richard Knowles at BCQ Group, Anthony Thirlby at Heidelberg, Gary Peeling at Precision Printing
What is your favourite phrase or saying?
‘It will be alright in the end. If it’s not alright, it’s not the end’
What is your favourite album?
Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
What is the strangest job you’ve ever done?
Delivering bread in North Norfolk
Who would you like to be stuck on a desert island with?
Liv Tyler
Who or what makes you laugh?
Jimmy Carr, he’s politically incorrect, but who cares?
What piece of kit would you like to see invented?
A 5,000sph inkjet duplex press with sensible consumables costs!
Most embarrassing moment?
I once asked a lady when her baby was due. She told me she wasn’t pregnant
Where would you like to be now?
Barbados, the Maldives… anywhere away from the UK in early February
What’s your worst fashion disaster?
Cord flares
Which superpower would you like to have?
The ability to see into the future
Who would be your favourite party guests?
Donald Trump (always good for a laugh); Liv Tyler (there’s a pattern here); Buddha (for a more spiritual perspective)
What advice would you give to your teenage self?
Worrying about things that might happen really is a waste of time
How would you like to be remembered?
As one of the good guys
Life is…?
Good
