What is your nickname?
Fabio. I don’t even know why. A friend called me Fabio at 18 and it has stuck. My wife hates it!
Why did you get into printing?
I fell into it, to be honest. After an electrician’s course I was looking for something else to do. Two trades and all that
What would be your dream job?
Astronaut or storm chasing
Who would play you in a movie about your life?
Matt Damon, although he is not as fit as I am
What is your dream bit of kit?
A Speedmaster XL 75 in Palace colours
What would you most like to print?
Crystal Palace FC programmes
What is your favourite film?
I watched The Way Way Back recently. Great film
What is your favourite TV programme?
Sky Sports News
Who or what do you hate the most?
Chris Moyles, Vernon Kay. I cannot believe someone has let them back on the radio
What is your favourite saying?
Have those packets been unwrapped for me?
What is your favourite album?
Colour It In by The Maccabees
What is your greatest luxury in life?
Volunteering at Palace, it’s great being behind the scenes of a football club
What is the strangest job you’ve had?
Selling kitchens on the phone. I lasted a week – impossible!
Who would you like to be stuck on a desert island with?
Joe Ledley, have you seen his dancing? It would be a laugh
What is your greatest ambition?
I am fairly simple, just to be happy. Which I am!
What’s your greatest fear?
Digital printing
Which celebrity would you like to get out of here? Why?
Chris Moyles, I can’t even…
Most embarrassing moment?
I was in Rome with a girlfriend on a very busy bus, we had to stand and hold on, and somehow I ended up kissing an Italian bloke’s hand. He took it well and laughed though
Where would you like to be right now?
Lopud, Croatia. Beautiful island
What’s your worst fashion disaster?
I think I had a pair of black and white army trousers
Which superpower would you like to have?
To fly. It would save a fortune in petrol
Who would be your favourite party guests?
The Maccabees, James O’Brien (LBC). Karen O and Paloma Faith
Where would you go if you could time-travel?
Forwards, never look back
What was your childhood obsession?
Music – it still is
How would you like to be remembered?
Happy-go-lucky. Determined
Life is…?
What you put into it. Don’t be afraid of hard work
